Archive for September 2013

Nice Trade

Thought you would enjoy this… Last Tuesday, President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House – carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: “Nice pigs, sir.” The President replied: “These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got…

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Pondering the problems of the world

As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don’t really give a rat’s ass anymore. .. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. .. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. .. A…

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A True Story – APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEPTIVE!!

A True Story – APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEPTIVE!! Subject: A True Story On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters…

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